Author Archives: charlie
So it’s been two years since my last post, but finally my research is complete. I’ve worked out how to dog.
McWrap? Seriously? “Is it any McGood?”, “Not McReally, in fact it’s McWrap.” Actually, I’ve not tried one yet, but nonetheless surely Ronald’s latest wheeze has to be one of the best marketing blunders since the Birdseye ‘Codpieces’ debacle. Amélie, … Continue reading
I don’t know about you, but whenever I find myself lost and confused in a foreign airport, I am always happy to come across some really helpful signage. For the avoidance of further confusion, this line doesn’t divide anything that … Continue reading
When Walter Sheffersqueuetonshaw, renowned chromaclature consultant, offered the chance of an interview, our reporter David Rince leapt at the opportunity. Here are some excerpts from his report: Walter was waiting for me at the appointed rendez-vous outside the café in Grape Lane. He … Continue reading
Creativity is what happens when you are supposed to be looking for old bank statements. ho hum.
I don’t know about you, but it’s at about this time of the month that I like to wallow is self-doubt, and ask myself questions like “if I chosen a career in toothpaste, say, or retrophrenology, would I even now … Continue reading
As a parent, I am concerned by the imminent arrival of the moment when I have to switch tacks from “here comes a chuff-chuff train…”, to “stop playing with your food”.