Creativity is what happens when you are supposed to be looking for old bank statements.
As you know, it’s dusting for me –> supposed to be doing something important that has a deadline that MUST NOT BE MISSED? – ooh, look at that cobweb, I’ll just sort that out… Ooh, and the window is looking a little grubby, perhaps just a once over… And when did the hob get so manky, I’ll have to see to that – and hey ho, the day has escaped…. Still, keeps me off the streets.
that’s not what I heard. *hffhffhffhffhff*
I didn’t come here to be insulted…